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My best friend and some other buds are cops.

They work with a girl cop.

She hits on me.

So far so good right?

She's married. To a guy in the military.

Do i shag her rotten and hope no one finds out, or just stick to asians?


PS she looks like a southern marylin monroe without all the kennedy dick in her.

She's married, don't do it. Karma's a real bitch sometimes.


Also, ever watch Jarhead? There's this fucked up scene where a guy gets a tape from his wife where she's fucking the next door neighbor and he flips out...watch that scene.



Bottom line, do what you want, I sure as hell can't stop you, but if you have a conscience, you won't. How would you feel if you were off fighting a war and some guy fucked your wife? There's some things you just don't do imo, fucking another man's wife (even if she's hot and wants your balls) is one of them.

Even if he wasn't off fighting a war I wouldn't touch a married man's wife. I wouldn't want some man moving in on my woman... even if she was being flirty. Also, don't you life in Texas? I thought killing your spouses' paramour in Texas was totally legit.

Edit: Inb4 aestu says that soldiers shouldn't get any special mention, consideration, respect, yada yada yada.

Well there's the general issue of infidelity, the twist of it being with the wife of a soldier, and then the risk of said soldier nailing your ass to the wall when he's back.

Tell her to get a vibrator or a divorce.

Akina: bitch I will stab you in the face

a BJ's not cheating, right?

You already know the answer to this. Nothing in your synopsis means anything except, "She's married", and that pretty much wraps it up. Now, if you want to factor in ancillary concepts like "cop" and "military" and then extend that to "betrayal" and "adultery" and then "guns"... etc, you should.

You should also realize that if she'll fuck around on her military husband, she'll sell your ass out when her husband gets back and she gets half-drunk and weepy and confesses what she's done. There are tons of sluts around. Why mess with married ones?

Boredalt - 80 Dwarf Priest - Dissension

lol I know, i was hoping for more hilarious answers.

I'm not about to shag her. she's hot tho. ah well.

this and you're setting yourself up to wind up in a ditch in the middle of nowhere. maybe i'm the only one, but some bro tried to mess around with my woman and i spent some time in the can for RASSLIN. someone who's married, let alone in the military? see you in the obituaries.

Just get her to give you a Danny Devito and call it a day.

Hello USD thank you for taking the time to explain another potential exploit,

As i have stated earlier i would like a picture as follows



what better opportunity to do this than now? As far as i'm concerned if the only thing you did to my wife while I was out fighting a war was eat her out my thought process would be as follows:

what the fuck is up with that guy why did he just want to eat out my wife -> that guy is a fag -> my wife just basically got a blow job from a slut -> USD is a bearded whore -> i want to see this picture




p.s dont cheat and use a fake vagina

You just want a new avatar!

I already have a new avatar.

In actuality i want to line the walls of my house with this picture

It's a good picture.

wait....i got it, fuck the guy, then the guy will leave his chick and then you can fuck her too?

Engi-nerd

Eh go for it, if he was like me then he would be pissed at her and not you. As much as I love my gf, if she hit on someone else and he took her up on it, it's her fault and I wouldn't want her anyway. Girls are a dime a dozen, it would be her loss. Why should he be the one to ask 20 questions, like how old she was, is she married, does she have a bf, where is her husband, etc etc If an attractive woman opens up to me, I usually assume she's single.

But that's because I don't trust women in the slightest. Don't do this if you're not like me lololol

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