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PostPosted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 10:37 pm  
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I've only seen one female player firsthand play well enough for it to be very noticeable.

It was a warlock.


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A warlock?

Nah all locks are bad (this very much includes myself)


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Yuratuhl wrote:
dek wrote:
Penthesilea is a good warrior, and I'm pretty sure she's a girl since she just shot a baby out her vagoo.

Kissi is a birdie.


Does good mean she can hit the three required buttons in a fury rotation? Because she's never been anything but awful at PvP, which is a far better indicator of skill.

Also, Zaryi, Kald died without fail on like every boss pull in Hero Squad. She's not terrible, but I wouldn't really call her good.

I'd say Akinom was a good girl player that wasn't a healer, but it turns out it was a dude all along. Vivain was a good tank and she was actually a girl, I guess, though being a good feral tank just involves having limbs that work.



My ex is a feral tank. To put her in perspective, she leveled an assassination rogue in BC and did not take imp backstab/mutilate, ever.

I have never seen a female that was remotely effective in pvp except as a healer.


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Necrachilles wrote:
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http://www.wowarmory.com/character-statistics.xml?r=Dark+Iron&cn=Rscarrs

maybe he couldn't find a spellpower weapon?


Look at his statistics, not gear. All of them.

Daaamn. I was wondering why you linked his statistics, thought it was a mistake. I wonder what one quest that dude opted to do. Did he just level in BGs or what?


He also has a huge number of creature kills (I assume those exclude player kills), and has killed over 12 000 critters. Odd.
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Yuratuhl wrote:
Also, Zaryi, Kald died without fail on like every boss pull in Hero Squad. She's not terrible, but I wouldn't really call her good.


Yah, but compared to the general population of female players she's pretty decent. There's a chick in Pie Chart who's apparently solo healed HLK10, which is impressive, but breaks the 'not heals' rule.

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My ex is a feral tank. To put her in perspective, she leveled an assassination rogue in BC and did not take imp backstab/mutilate, ever.


lol


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The rule of thumb I go by is, "Would this player get anywhere if it didn't have tits?"

For Kaldoreii that's a "no". She was one of those players who had to make a point of letting everyone know in the most intrusive manner possible she did, in fact, have tits. She spent most of TBC in Twisted and was quite content very typically dying to everything, and whenever she attempted to rise above that level, was cut down, being unable to function in DU or even Deadline and swiftly reduced to social status.

My favorite was one of her long posts where she used "elitism" as first a positive (in reference to herself) and then as a pejorative (when victimizing her).
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I hate whores and I made it a point anytime a girl speaks in vent, least for the first time, to say "Shut up whore!". Most of it is simple trolling, but good times were had. Some would retaliate in some bad fashion, and a few would zing my ass and I all I could say was "Daaaaamn". Anytime my a girl would talk in one of my guild's raids, all you'd hear is "Here we go again" or "Ah shit!".

In before "THAT'S SEXIST AND DEMEANING BLAH BLAH BLAH!"

Here recently I decided it was mean so I don't do it as much unless the girl just sounds like an absolute whore. In my career, I'd say 19/20 were whores. But I mean, I've found it's getting harder and harder to blame them for being whores when it's stupid guys who make them that way.

Rule of Thumb: Guys are idiots, girls are whores.

Also, is it odd that anytime I hear "Rule of Thumb" I think of this?


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My ex has fucked at least two people she met in game.

She's more whore than your whore.


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Usdk wrote:
My ex has fucked at least two people she met in game.

She's more whore than your whore.

RUMOR HAS IT THAT THAT IVELYN GIRL IS A WHORE FOR PURPLES, C/D?


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If i was a GM i'd gladly give a horrible female player purples in exchange for sex.

Then again money might end up being cheaper overall.

Prostitutes are pretty awesome. Far better than the female night elf rogues of this world.


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Yuratuhl wrote:

I'd say Akinom was a good girl player that wasn't a healer, but it turns out it was a dude all along.

wat.
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Vivain was a good tank and she was actually a girl, I guess, though being a good feral tank just involves having limbs that work.


She was good at every class she played, and if you don't want to take my word, even Qaz thinks she was good at PvPmeng.

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Grimmgor wrote:
Yuratuhl wrote:

I'd say Akinom was a good girl player that wasn't a healer, but it turns out it was a dude all along.

wat.
Yuratuhl wrote:
Vivain was a good tank and she was actually a girl, I guess, though being a good feral tank just involves having limbs that work.


She was good at every class she played, and if you don't want to take my word, even Qaz thinks she was good at PvPmeng.

inb4defendingurfrend.

If you thought Akinom was a girl you're just bad :D
and Kiki was a good player, man, we gave her and Steve so much shit.


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I like bad players, they make me look good. Had a shaman healer in HHoL that I had to keep covering for whilst I was Boomkinning, and because of him, my recount told me I topped both heals and DPS...before I dropped group to come out and lose a WG.

Thank God for Starfall, amirite?

Also, some asshat named Shamshockz thought it would be funnier to boot people from the WG raid earlier tonight. Got me and two other people. If you see him and he's red-tagged to you, make him cry. If you're Alliance, tell him to eat a bag of dicks.

Oh, and I discovered that I don't play my druid enough. I logged on and realized I'm one of those idiots that isn't gemmed or enchanted: FAIL.

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Jubbergun wrote:
I like bad players, they make me look good. Had a shaman healer in HHoL that I had to keep covering for whilst I was Boomkinning, and because of him, my recount told me I topped both heals and DPS...before I dropped group to come out and lose a WG.

Thank God for Starfall, amirite?

Also, some asshat named Shamshockz thought it would be funnier to boot people from the WG raid earlier tonight. Got me and two other people. If you see him and he's red-tagged to you, make him cry. If you're Alliance, tell him to eat a bag of dicks.

Oh, and I discovered that I don't play my druid enough. I logged on and realized I'm one of those idiots that isn't gemmed or enchanted: FAIL.

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I still don't know why blizzard gave the RL permission to boot in WG, it should be the same as in a BG imo. Stupid blizzard.


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Yeah, I didn't realize that could be done. I thought the same thing you did.

S'okay, I'm going to go out of my way to make the guy miserable.

I also friended him so I could continue making him miserable once he name-changes.

I need a new project other than making all the management people at work suffer. They just found out about the EEOC complaint, and I enjoyed the freak out.

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