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quadtard
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 9:33 am  
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Ok, so last night i woke up at like 3 am to him and some chick getting it on in his bed like 5 feet from mine...

what

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fuck.

I am THE man.
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Azelma
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I saw my roommate getting head once freshman year. The girl was kinda nasty. Her cooter stunk up the whole room....seriously...it was gross.


But yes, sounds like you need to start making some amateur videos of his exploits and upload them to pornotube or something.

Your other move is...sit your roommate down, offer him a beer, or some form of refreshment and simply say:

"Dude...teach me."

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Usdk
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for real quad, freshman girls are out of the house for the first time and are just looking to get dicked.

go swing it around see who goes for it.

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Callysta
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I revise my earlier statement. Your roommate is a slut and sounds like he's seriously at risk for STDs (if he hasn't already caught something.) If you don't want him screwing at all hours of the night go to your RA and ask him to have a chat with your roomie (assuming you are too shy to talk to him on your own.) The RA might be able to discuss things like safe sex with him.

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Mns
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I just moved into a house with 5 other guys and I'm having a great time. We all get along nicely when we aren't playing Halo: Reach.

And yes, we have Halo: Reach.

RETIRED.
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Usdk
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cuz having a roommate shagging at all hours of the night while using a condom is a better situation eh callysta?

aint like quads fuckin him....are you quad?

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quadtard
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Ive caught his eye as ive gotten out of the shower.

I am THE man.
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Battletard
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quadtard wrote:
Ive caught his eye as ive gotten out of the shower.


I lold.


Utilize his knowledge of pussyhunting for your own benefit.

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Callysta wrote:
I revise my earlier statement. Your roommate is a slut and sounds like he's seriously at risk for STDs (if he hasn't already caught something.) If you don't want him screwing at all hours of the night go to your RA and ask him to have a chat with your roomie (assuming you are too shy to talk to him on your own.) The RA might be able to discuss things like safe sex with him.


I'm a guy and what is this
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Eturnalshift
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Taking bets - How long before Quad gets his own STD/I? I'm thinking... 4 months.
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Eturnalshift wrote:
Taking bets - How long before Quad gets his own STD/I? I'm thinking... 4 months.


He's getting it from the roomate yes?

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Eturnalshift
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Directly or indirectly... sure.
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Usdk
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std's are a lot harder for a man to contract than you think.

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Azelma
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Al Capone wrote:
std's are a lot harder for a man to contract than you think.

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Azelma wrote:
Al Capone wrote:
std's are a lot harder for a man to contract than you think.


syphillis is curable at early stages.

continue.

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