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Last night my roomate made this pickup line work

Girl: Ive never seen anyone play lacrosse
Roomate: if you want to come to my room i can show you my lacrosse "stick"

w...t....f...how can this actually work?

I am THE man.
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Ah, he's a lacross player...this is starting to make a lot more sense.


Here's the thing: High school girls + college girls are very very stupid when it comes to guys.

They like the douche bags...the jocks...the tools. So, these tools/jocks/etc. are able to do very well in high school and college. They pull all kinds of ass, oodles of it with terrible lines like that because women are

1. Too stupid to know any better
2. Like being treated like shit because they have psychological issues stemming from abusive fathers
3. Read cosmo too much, and thusly think all men need to have 0 body hair and a pension for douchebaggery.

So, you can take advantage of this, if you have the "skills"

However, keep in mind. These douchebags are peaking in life in college. They are pulling all this ass now, but will end up

1. Working a shitty desk job the rest of their lives -- probably middle management somewhere
2. Working in a bank, or some other shitty job
3. Putting on some weight, still being douchebags, and marrying some trailer park trash whore they knocked up in the parkinglot of a Denny's at 2AM

The smart, attractive girls will eventually figure this out post college, and then nice, successful guys will benefit.

P.S. The one's who don't figure this out are stupid whores and not worth your time anyway.

Whatever you have to tell yourself.

How do you know I don't already have a smart/attractive girl who's exclusively dating me?

Oh, I dunno

I don't have to know anything whilst making jest.

Ugh, I've been quiet about this whole thing because I don't wanna jinx it. But yes, I met a girl named Liz in early August, she's coming to my brothers wedding with me and will be staying at my place etc. She's a friend of my younger sister (21). Obviously, things could still fail, but as of right now we are pretty into one another. If it all gets ruined I'm holding FUBU responsible!

Girl named Liz = Guy named Chris?



I obviously thought I was funny.

lol. Yea, she got the operation done...so now I exclusively call her Liz.

P.S. was gonna post pictures, but we're not "official" yet.....

It's like everything but the titles. She's not my "girlfriend" but she isnt dating anyone else, and I'm not dating anyone else. So yeah, I don't know...people/relationships are stupid. lol

I hope she's skinny solely for band reference.

My roommate freshman year was a lacrosse player. He didn't get one chick all year, but that's probably because he was a nice guy and didn't drink instead of being the retarded stereotype which seems to get girls without fail.

Also, this is Quad's roommate:

If destruction exists, we must destroy everything.
Shuruppak Yuratuhl
Slaad Shrpk Breizh

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also im not jealous or anything, idc about getting a shit ton of ass, im just surprised how dumb some of these girls are

I am THE man.
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is that really what he looks like

what the fuck. what the fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
how drunk are these chicks? good fucking god

If destruction exists, we must destroy everything.
Shuruppak Yuratuhl
Slaad Shrpk Breizh

He doesn't look like me therefore the girls are stupid.

(Is that a paperclip in his mouth?)