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 Post subject: The Wierdest Shit You've Ever Eaten
PostPosted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 2:49 pm  
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So today I went to a massive international market trolling around for some bamboo dumplings that are awesome and I found a box of these:
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If you don't know what a Durian is, its a fruit that is indigenous to southeast asia that smells just fuckawful. Ala wikepedia:
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The durian (pronounced /ˈdʊəriən/)[2] is the fruit of several tree species belonging to the genus Durio and the Malvaceae family[1][3] (although some taxonomists place Durio in a distinct family, Durionaceae[1]). Widely known and revered in southeast Asia as the "king of fruits", the durian is distinctive for its large size, unique odour, and formidable thorn-covered husk. The fruit can grow as large as 30 centimetres (12 in) long and 15 centimetres (6 in) in diameter, and it typically weighs one to three kilograms (2 to 7 lb). Its shape ranges from oblong to round, the colour of its husk green to brown, and its flesh pale yellow to red, depending on the species.

The edible flesh emits a distinctive odour, strong and penetrating even when the husk is intact. Some people regard the durian as fragrant; others find the aroma overpowering and offensive. The smell evokes reactions from deep appreciation to intense disgust and has been described variously as almonds, rotten onions, turpentine and gym socks. The odour has led to the fruit's banishment from certain hotels and public transportation in southeast Asia.


Now, I just got the popsicle version (since the popsicles were $2.50 for 4 and the durian fruit was $16 and it literally stinks up a room for weeks, which is why its banned in hotels), but as soon as I took it out of the box (and before I unwrapped it, mind you) I could already smell it. The closest thing I could relate it to would be a skunk, but it didn't burn your nose and was much less potent (probably because it was frozen). Needless to say, I took it outside to make sure my house didn't stink up to high hell because of one popsicle.

Surprisingly, it was actually pretty good and pretty hard to describe. As soon as you bite into it the odor sinks into your mouth and gives it a weird feeling (kind of like straight bleu cheese, but nowhere as sharp) but it was actually surprisingly sweet, almost like a mango mixed with condensed milk. Once I got past the smell it wasn't that bad. The only bad part about it is that odor stays with you. I just brushed my teeth and I can still kind of taste it.

So FUBU, what's the strangest thing you've ever eaten and how was it?


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Sardines.

And they're fucking amazing.

Best thing I ever tried.

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Mns wrote:
So today I went to a massive international market trolling around for some bamboo dumplings that are awesome and I found a box of these:
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If you don't know what a Durian is, its a fruit that is indigenous to southeast asia that smells just fuckawful. Ala wikepedia:
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The durian (pronounced /ˈdʊəriən/)[2] is the fruit of several tree species belonging to the genus Durio and the Malvaceae family[1][3] (although some taxonomists place Durio in a distinct family, Durionaceae[1]). Widely known and revered in southeast Asia as the "king of fruits", the durian is distinctive for its large size, unique odour, and formidable thorn-covered husk. The fruit can grow as large as 30 centimetres (12 in) long and 15 centimetres (6 in) in diameter, and it typically weighs one to three kilograms (2 to 7 lb). Its shape ranges from oblong to round, the colour of its husk green to brown, and its flesh pale yellow to red, depending on the species.

The edible flesh emits a distinctive odour, strong and penetrating even when the husk is intact. Some people regard the durian as fragrant; others find the aroma overpowering and offensive. The smell evokes reactions from deep appreciation to intense disgust and has been described variously as almonds, rotten onions, turpentine and gym socks. The odour has led to the fruit's banishment from certain hotels and public transportation in southeast Asia.


Now, I just got the popsicle version (since the popsicles were $2.50 for 4 and the durian fruit was $16 and it literally stinks up a room for weeks, which is why its banned in hotels), but as soon as I took it out of the box (and before I unwrapped it, mind you) I could already smell it. The closest thing I could relate it to would be a skunk, but it didn't burn your nose and was much less potent (probably because it was frozen). Needless to say, I took it outside to make sure my house didn't stink up to high hell because of one popsicle.

Surprisingly, it was actually pretty good and pretty hard to describe. As soon as you bite into it the odor sinks into your mouth and gives it a weird feeling (kind of like straight bleu cheese, but nowhere as sharp) but it was actually surprisingly sweet, almost like a mango mixed with condensed milk. Once I got past the smell it wasn't that bad. The only bad part about it is that odor stays with you. I just brushed my teeth and I can still kind of taste it.

So FUBU, what's the strangest thing you've ever eaten and how was it?


It's a squash that smells like shit when it's fresh, and you open it with a machete...

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Mojara

Which is a fish.

And it still looked like a fish when I ate it.


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I ate some broccoli once.


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 Post subject: Re: The Wierdest Shit You've Ever Eaten
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cziiki wrote:
It's a squash that smells like shit when it's fresh, and you open it with a machete...

THANK YOU ANTHONY BORDANE!

Anthony Bourdain is god.


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I have a hard time classifying anything people normally eat as weird, but I'll play your game.

I had sea urchin once. It was in a sauce that I assume contributed to most of the taste, and a consistency like a rather firm shellfish. It wasn't great.

I consider alligator common enough that it's not weird, though I've only had it once outside of Florida. We used to have a Brazilian place, actually, that just brought you slabs of meat. One of them was kangaroo. Funny thing about meat: turns out the reasons we eat mostly lamb and cow is because those are the best tasting.

I've also had pheasant, but that's more a snobby thing than a weird one. Before anyone asks, I've never had ortolan (those tiny birds you eat whole).

Also, eel is delicious, and anyone who's ever had sushi will probably agree.


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Jellyfish


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I ate a brownie once.






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Zaryi wrote:
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Also, since my rotten eggs came in the mail today, and I might get brave enough to try them....

might be adding Century Eggs to the list.

ate of quarter of one, was surprisingly tasty. The white was pretty much an egg-white flavored jelly, and the yolk was really creamy and rich. The smell was also no where near as foul as I'd been led to believe.

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Kamguh wrote:
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Yuratuhl wrote:
I have a hard time classifying anything people normally eat as weird, but I'll play your game.

I had sea urchin once. It was in a sauce that I assume contributed to most of the taste, and a consistency like a rather firm shellfish. It wasn't great.

I consider alligator common enough that it's not weird, though I've only had it once outside of Florida. We used to have a Brazilian place, actually, that just brought you slabs of meat. One of them was kangaroo. Funny thing about meat: turns out the reasons we eat mostly lamb and cow is because those are the best tasting.

I've also had pheasant, but that's more a snobby thing than a weird one. Before anyone asks, I've never had ortolan (those tiny birds you eat whole).

Also, eel is delicious, and anyone who's ever had sushi will probably agree.


I actually got some ground kangaroo at the store today too. IDK what I'm gonna do with it, probably burgers since I want to taste the meat with little to no flavoring.


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Lemon ants, which indeed taste like lemon.
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Closest was frogs legs and snails which i'd never have eaten had i not done French for 5 years at school.

Yeah.

Don't think i've actually eaten any kind of raw fish. Maybe once or twice without knowing.

Fuck it.

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