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PostPosted: Tue Oct 26, 2010 8:26 pm  
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Hm. I don't know then sir I'm sorry.


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PostPosted: Tue Oct 26, 2010 11:07 pm  
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Completely ignore her if she's at your door.

Full bore, don't even look at her.


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PostPosted: Tue Oct 26, 2010 11:28 pm  
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ex's are evil.

be cruel.


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If she's going to push herself on you, insist that she can only do it if she agrees to the most nasty, demeaning sex you can think of, and she's not good with that, she needs to stay the fuck away.

Might as well get something out of it.

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This girl sounds committed. Introduce her to Azelma.
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 9:17 am  
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Quittermike wrote:
This girl sounds committed. Introduce her to Azelma.


PM me for all my personal info, and a pic. You can forward it to her.



Although...is she hot? She's not fat is she? No fattys please.


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funny, akina once described her as "she sounds emotionally unstable"

i don't hate the girl but i think that's a bit true. her stability comes from codependence.


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Azelma wants to know if she likes cuddling, too. He likes snuggling up to chicks because he has a vagina, ya know. :P
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dek i'm going to giv you some profound, yet incredibly potent, relationship advice.


stick it in her asshole.


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Eturnalshift wrote:
Azelma wants to know if she likes cuddling, too. He likes snuggling up to chicks because he has a vagina, ya know. :P


BRB taking picture of my huge dong and e-mailing it to you.


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Azelma wrote:
Eturnalshift wrote:
Azelma wants to know if she likes cuddling, too. He likes snuggling up to chicks because he has a vagina, ya know. :P


BRB taking picture of my huge dong and e-mailing it to you.


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high five!


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You got Favred.

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TBH, the best way of getting rid of a stalkerish ex is to threaten them with a restraining order. I've only actually needed to follow through on getting one 4 or 5 times. Usually they freak out, realize they are acting a little nutty, and book it. In general, girls will obey a restraining order and back off.

If she is still hanging around after that, you know you have a serious problem. At that point you would have to change your number, move, change your internet passwords and such, and possibly switch jobs. I've had to go through that before. It was not fun :p


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Shotgun + shovel = problem solved. Just make sure you don't live in a town with a bunch of CSI wannabes.


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Jubbergun wrote:
If she's going to push herself on you, insist that she can only do it if she agrees to the most nasty, demeaning sex you can think of, and she's not good with that, she needs to stay the fuck away.

Might as well get something out of it.

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blumpkin imo


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