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Usdk
 Post subject: USD has a death warrant on his head
PostPosted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 11:27 pm  
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Guy posted on my favorite bar's facebook page saying "all your bartenders are bitch ass whores!"

I like the bartenders, they're decent people. They beat me to it calling the guy an asshole and shit like that.

I peruse the guy's facebook profile, turns out it's public, and I see that he is single, 31, and attends the community college I graduated from and the same one where my former teacher/girlfriend works.

I post on the page saying "If you're 31, single, and still in community college, perhaps you think the bartenders are 'bitch ass whores' because they wouldn't flirt back."

I receive thanks from the bartenders, and then in my private facebook messages, i find two from the guy.

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Your a fucking cock sucker bitch!There isn't a socially exceptable age limit for someone to go to schoolAsshole,I hope I run into you at the pour house so I can rip your head off and piss down your throat for that STUPID comment you made.See you around bitch.


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Your single because your an ugly asshole.LOLThe glasses make you look even uglier.



Now, I looked again at his profile, and saw he's into shit like ninjitsu and jujitsu and other martial arts stuff. I thought that's odd, should I be worried? Worried that a ninja was going to come and ninja my ass to death?

I then looked at his pictures.

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I think I'm going to be just fine.

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Zaryi
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 11:29 pm  
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so this is what that text was about.........

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Yuratuhl
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 11:30 pm  
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I think your M-16 may edge out his sword.

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Mns
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 11:32 pm  
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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DzcOCyHDqc[/youtube]

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Jubbergun
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 11:40 pm  
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...pretty sure he'd beat you in a fight. You'd facepalm yourself so fucking hard you'd pass out.

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Ennkey
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 11:46 pm  
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plz friend on facebook

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Weena
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 11:50 pm  
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My bartender left me this past week.

The one black guy in Texas until he left.

"Ok we aren't such things and birds are pretty advanced. They fly and shit from anywhere they want. While we sit on our automatic toilets, they're shitting on people and my car while a cool breeze tickles their anus. That's the life."
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Mns
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 07, 2010 11:55 pm  
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Ennkey wrote:
plz friend on facebook

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ignayshus
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 1:50 am  
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he luv u ruff
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Monotheist
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 2:23 am  
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I would say kick his ass but the guy would probably off himself later.

Point, laugh, flirt with bartenders.


edit: just had a thought, show up as a pirate because as well know, pirates trump ninjas.
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Tehra
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 2:30 am  
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Monotheist wrote:
I would say kick his ass but the guy would probably off himself later.

Point, laugh, flirt with bartenders.


edit: just had a thought, show up as a pirate because as well know, pirates trump ninjas.


unless the ninja is a doctor.

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Thisisdre
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 2:54 am  
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Unless the pirate is a Lawyer.

I like Turtles.
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Tehra
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Thisisdre wrote:
Unless the pirate is a Lawyer.


They would be disbarred for flagrant disregarrd for the law.

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Weena
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Thisisdre wrote:
Unless the pirate is a Lawyer.


Son of a bitch.

I thought this was Dreys.

"Ok we aren't such things and birds are pretty advanced. They fly and shit from anywhere they want. While we sit on our automatic toilets, they're shitting on people and my car while a cool breeze tickles their anus. That's the life."
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Thisisdre
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 3:09 am  
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unless the ninja is a doctor.[/quote]

they would lose their medical license for callous disregard for human life?

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