First thread lock:
Some "LOL DATZ FUNNY" video that should go into the sticky. We have a special thread for that and with board traffic as is, the last thing we really need are 2-3 threads with just one youtube.
Second thread lock:
Some 4channer bullshit that I absolutely will not tolerate on this site for any reason whatsoever. That's one of the very few things I won't bend on. If you want 4chan, go to 4chan. Cziiki should've known better considering he knows my attitude on that shit.
Third thread lock:
Some sort of continuation that was meaningless one on one dribble. As per the rules of the site:
Rule 2 of 2 wrote:
Threads that are simply personal discussions (or divulge into them) about stupid stuff will be locked. If you want to make threads babbling between one other person, there's a bunch of places you can do it that aren't the board. Ban votes will be brought up for repeat offenders.
If it was such valuable content, the thread would've been unlocked by a moderator (which has happened frequently: I've locked threads to log back in and find them unlocked).