Mns wrote:
Henq wrote:
Jushiro wrote:
<3 Rum and coke!
Jack and ginger.
It will change your life
http://www.bspotburgers.com/Quote:
1. Welcome to B Spot! Help us help you!
2. No Whining! We will do our very best to make everyone happy. Just like line jumpers at an amusement park, whiners will be prosecuted & removed from the establishment. Life is short, have fun & enjoy the moment.
3. Due to the fact that we do not take reservations.... we need your cooperation and patience. We already assume that you know Michael, Liz, Doug, the Mayor, President Obama, etc... We will seat everyone in the order in which they arrive & only seat complete parties. We will do our very best to quote wait times correctly. Occasionally we may be a little off. Please refer to rule #2 if you are feeling any strange urges.
4. All food will come to the table together. This way we'll keep everything running ship shape & keep waits to a minimum. If you're interested in courses...ask your caddie.
5. We have a burger for every taste (even vegetarians)!! If there is something you do NOT want on your burger, let us know and we will take it off. Due to the many choices & thought put into their composition, we ask that you do not substitute or add items.
6. How our temperatures work...
Rare: blood red, cold/cool in center
Mid Rare: reddish, cool in the center
Medium: reddish/pink, warm center
Mid Well: barely pink, warm center
Well: no pink, very sad, hot center
7. If you're reading these, making funny faces & squinching your nose...you're too uptight! You should immediately consume bourbon, beer or your beverage of choice & relax a little!
Rule #2 has to be the best.