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You know that face, the one you really want to punch but you don't know why? I saw it today. The body it belonged to was every bit as punchable.

Imagine some probably latino kid in his late teens or very early twenties. He's got that ridiculous excuse for mustache growth people who can't grow facial hair attempt, the one that's like, let's call it 2 o'clock shadow, because it's nowhere near manly enough to ding 5 PM. There's more gel in his hair than in the typical male cast member of the Jersey fucking Shore, he's got a pierced ear and eyebrow, and he's wearing those douchey skater shoes every failure who's never used a skateboard in his life wears when trying to be hip.

Stick with me, it gets worse. This idiot looked like the 21st century version of West Side Story, and probably sucks more IRL than the story did. Retarded, white button-down which is open like halfway down? Check. Because true story, girls commuting back from a day of whatever mind-numbing shit they do in Newark on a Monday are really going to want to get an eyeful of whatever it is you're trying to show off. Those pointless fingerless gloves that exactly two types of people are allowed to wear, and you're neither a sailor nor a mechanic? Check. They're not even work gloves, they're fucking wool. What's the point? "Yeah, I'm wearing gloves that have no practical purpose, because I'm neither trying to protect my palms nor am I trying to keep my fingers warm!" Get hit by a bus.

To top it all off, he was wearing suspenders. Actual suspenders that could've been out of a movie set in 1930. I have nothing against suspenders if you're wearing flannel and you cut down trees for a living or you're a math teacher, but you aren't. Eat a bag of die.

Dear guy on the train: my name is Yuratuhl, and I hate you.

If destruction exists, we must destroy everything.
Shuruppak Yuratuhl
Slaad Shrpk Breizh

My name is Jubbergun, and I endorse your hate.

Your Pal,
Jubber

AKA "The Gun"
AKA "ROFeraL"

World Renowned Mexican Forklift Artiste

Yuratuhl, after reading that I have a strong urge to find this person and beat the shit out of him. Let me know if you'd like to join up.

so youre stalking a second person on a bus?

real man mustache.





go shave your vagina mustache.

Akina: bitch I will stab you in the face

judge mine

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I wear those shoes, mainly because they're the only shoes I can get in my size that are wide enough and fit me comfortably without going to a specialty store.

RETIRED.
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RETIRED.
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