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dek
 Post subject: Nerdy pick up lines
PostPosted: Sun Nov 21, 2010 11:03 am  
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If you were x, I would be ∫f(x)dx, so I could be the area under your curves.


Hey baby, let's form a right triangle. I'll be the hypotenuse so I can be the long part that spreads the two legs.

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Baby, If I were an enzyme I'd be a DNA Helicase, so I could unzip your genes.


How about I apply a little energy and put you into an excited state.




I remember reading a bunch of these somewhere.

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Usdk
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Let me put my output into your input

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Damn girl, I feel like I'm tanking a dragon, there's just so much cleavage.


or something along those lines.
I forget who it was but I swear I heard some dude say this one

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dek
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Dvergar wrote:
Baby, If I were an enzyme I'd be a DNA Helicase, so I could unzip your genes.


Rofl

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where the fuck did the rest of this thread go?

I am THE man.
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http://www.reddit.com/comments/cxy3i/wh ... said_to_a/
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Necrachilles
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After making a move on a guy that seemed too shy to actually make the first move himself, he looked at me and said, "I'm not sure if I should kiss you, or if that'd be weird, or, I don't know." ((He was a bit inexperienced.))

I smiled and said in the deepest voice I could muster, "You are not prepared."

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I would fuck you.

lolwut

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When I'm around you, it's like every week is shark week


that one made me laugh pretty good.
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Necrachilles
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Code:
INSERT INTO orifice(vagina) VALUES(my_dick) WHERE orifice_owner == you LIMIT 1;







All this has taught me is that nerds are nerds and most women who like nerds are whores. brb last ZG run forever =(

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Yuratuhl
 Post subject: Re: Nerdy pick up lines
PostPosted: Sun Nov 21, 2010 3:42 pm  
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dek wrote:
If you were x, I would be ∫f(x)dx, so I could be the area under your curves.


Unbeatable.

If destruction exists, we must destroy everything.
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Azelma
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How about we do a little math baby?

add you and me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and MULTIPLY.

Azelma

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dek
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Quittermike wrote:
http://www.reddit.com/comments/cxy3i/whats_the_nerdiest_thing_youve_ever_said_to_a/



The day after a night of amazing sex, I ask my girlfriend 'So, what do you want to do tonight?'
With a twinkle in her eye, she replied 'Let's try and reproduce last night.'
'Alright,' I replied, 'I'll build a time machine, you poke holes in all the condoms'

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Tehra
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Azelma wrote:
How about we do a little math baby?

add you and me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and MULTIPLY.


that's excellent if you want to pick up an elementary school student, azelma.

"i wish i was a function so you'd be my asymptote"

or the other version of what dek posted, "i wish i was derivative so i'd lie tangent to your curves."

"i'd bisect your angle anyday"

"Familiar with Set Theory? Good, because I intend to demonstrate the union function."

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Azelma
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Tehra wrote:
Azelma wrote:
How about we do a little math baby?

add you and me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and MULTIPLY.


that's excellent if you want to pick up an elementary school student, azelma


Or a REALLY stupid hot girl. Duh.

Azelma

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