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 Post subject: It would suck to be married to a porn star
PostPosted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 12:36 am  
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Because no matter how hard you tried, you'd never measure up in bed.


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 12:41 am  
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Well, maybe you wouldn't.

The actual suck part would be having so little regard for yourself and your wife that you'd be OK with them fucking other people on film.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 1:39 am  
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Jubbergun wrote:
The actual suck part would be having so little regard for yourself and your wife that you'd be OK with them fucking other people on film.


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 1:49 am  
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 3:42 am  
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What if you're a porn star yourself?

I seem to recall Eva Angelina saying "I don't date outside the industry because it's a waste of time".


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 4:22 am  
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I know several porn stars once they marry only make movies with their husband/wife, or retire..


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 8:09 am  
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There is a big difference between sex with love and getting paid to fuck.

I wouldn't be comfortable with my wife making porn, but assuming that you won't measure up because you don't have a circus-act wang is way off. If you're married or in a relationship you can give her something the other guys can't.

I used to work in a video rental place in high school and we had an adult section in the back room. It was cool at first, a young guy while room full of porn, and this was before it was as easy to get as it is now (1998ish). We would also get industry magazines and on slow days I'd read them. Mostly ads but a bunch of interviews with the stars. It really turned me off porn after finding out how many of the actresses were raped and abused as children. It certainly wasn't all of them, but it was a lot.


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 8:54 am  
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Everyone assumes that the porn star is a woman. What if the guy in the relationship was a porn star?


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 9:17 am  
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Aestu wrote:
I seem to recall Eva Angelina saying "I don't date outside the industry because it's a waste of time".


Is it worse that I know exactly who that is, or that her quote makes perfect sense to me?


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 9:23 am  
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I met this couple who played WoW with me on my old server and I became pretty close with them. Over time I learned the woman in the relationship was actually into porn and she's been filmed several times and she's been photographed dozens more. The man was a photographer and a web developer, so he used his connections to get her into the industry. She's not a big name but she's out there... and she's not bad looking, either.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 9:29 am  
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Different people have different values.
Those people that are married to porn stars...whether they are also in the industry or not...don't feel that sex on film with strangers violates any sort of trust in the relationship. It is their job...not something they are doing for fun.

I am not totally on board with those values, but who am I to say what is wrong or right?

I will say one thing though, definitely respect that much more than just banging random people behind your spouse's back. The worst thing I can imagine about sleeping with someone who is not your spouse, is the lying and deceit.
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 10:03 am  
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In all honesty, I'm sure I could date a pornstar, for a while. The sex would obviously be the best you've ever had. However, I'm not sure I could ever "love" a pornstar. It would be too painful to have those feelings then see her banging some huge guy.


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Baneleaf wrote:
Everyone assumes that the porn star is a woman. What if the guy in the relationship was a porn star?


Then I wouldn't consider marrying them regardless of their profession
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PostPosted: Mon Nov 22, 2010 12:19 pm  
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The only sucky thing about being married to a pornstar would be when she gets a little older and is no longer working.

So as long as she's one of those "paying for college", then you have awesome on all fronts.


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Quittermike wrote:
Baneleaf wrote:
Everyone assumes that the porn star is a woman. What if the guy in the relationship was a porn star?


Then I wouldn't consider marrying them regardless of their profession

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