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My father's 59 in 34 minutes.



SSN cannot be used for an identifying number other than by the issuing authority. I broke into my college's network in 2000 and sniffed everyone's default email password on opening day. I provided this printout in an envelope marked "This is a security flaw" which was dropped off at the front desk during "rush hour."

It was everyone's social security number. Which also linked to everyone's meal plan, which you could verbally give at the cafe after saying "i forgot my card"

A lot of people got free food that year.

y'all must have some young-ass parents
i think my dad is 57 and im 24
granted, i'm also the 4th of 5 children

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sunshine.kittens.bubblegum.happythoughts

Does Nagap know about this?

Heh. He does. I told him in vent a couple of days ago, "Hey Naga. I slept with your mom, man....really!"

Boredalt - 80 Dwarf Priest - Dissension

My Dad was 40 (and my mom was 38 ) when I was born, and I still have a younger sibling (I am in my late 20s)

My Dad was the youngest of 9 and his father was 76 when my dad was born. He lived until shortly after my dad turned 21. My grandfather would be 143 if he were still alive.

Iggy and I get a lot of crap in our families for having our kids "so young."

Callysta of Reverence

143? shit
i think my grandfathers would be in their late-80s if they were still around
my mom was also the 4th of 9, so i suppose i could be in your situation if i was the son of one of her younger brothers

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sunshine.kittens.bubblegum.happythoughts

Goddamn. My mom was the first of two and my dad the first of three. Then again, both families are basically bourgeoisie. My grandparents had similarly small amounts of siblings.

PS

If destruction exists, we must destroy everything.
Shuruppak Yuratuhl
Slaad Shrpk Breizh

My dad is 54 and my stepmom is 41. My mom is 48. My brother is the youngest at 21 and my older sister is 24. My dad and stepmom did just have another child, who is now 3 and it shouldn't be legal for her to be as adorable as she is.

s^ | Kay

...

Is Dooj Nagap's dad or ???

Dooj is a pimp, that's just how he rolls.

Your Pal,
Jubber

AKA "The Gun"
AKA "ROFeraL"

World Renowned Mexican Forklift Artiste

Yes.

both my parents were catholic
dad: one of 3
mom: one of 9
me: one of 5

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sunshine.kittens.bubblegum.happythoughts

My grandparents were "Catholic" in the French sense of the word, so I guess birth control was okay.

If destruction exists, we must destroy everything.
Shuruppak Yuratuhl
Slaad Shrpk Breizh

Final List:

12 Gourmet Cookies (switched from roses b/c I wanted to roll the money into another gift + you can't eat roses.)
11 3 pairs of shoes (11 = 3 in binary!!!!) Also, 3 pairs size 8 = 11! Work with me, here.
10 Pedicure
9 Panties
8 One of those 8 balls you ask questions to for her classroom of nerds she teaches
7 books for her kindle
6 pairs of footie socks
5 troll beads
4 starbucks gift cards
3 soft sleepwear/pajama items
2 tickets to a show in....
1 trip to Las Vegas

I decided to incorporate TGS's "things I love about you" into the card she gets with each gift.

So, there it is... I hope she has fun with it.

Boredalt - 80 Dwarf Priest - Dissension

I needed that laugh, thanks.