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Zaryi
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Yuratuhl wrote:
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Don't be a slut, Tuhl.


They're better in bed because they know all the steps.


Keep telling yourself that

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Yuratuhl
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Zaryi wrote:
Yuratuhl wrote:
Boredalt wrote:
Don't be a slut, Tuhl.


They're better in bed because they know all the steps.


Keep telling yourself that


I've dated a promiscuous girl before. It was loads of fun, and I mean that sincerely.

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Practice makes perfect.

"Ok we aren't such things and birds are pretty advanced. They fly and shit from anywhere they want. While we sit on our automatic toilets, they're shitting on people and my car while a cool breeze tickles their anus. That's the life."
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Yuratuhl wrote:
Zaryi wrote:
Yuratuhl wrote:
Boredalt wrote:
Don't be a slut, Tuhl.


They're better in bed because they know all the steps.


Keep telling yourself that


I've dated a promiscuous girl before. It was loads of fun, and I mean that sincerely.

I was about to start seeing this slut in June last year, but then she started rattling off her sexual history via texts. Apparently, she's taken it in the ass "too many times to count." Needless to say, I didn't feel like adding to whatever number that might have been, and I surely didn't want to help her count her genital warts.

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Usdk
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promiscuous doesn't mean diseased.

Then again, i've been with a girl who said she'd had 30+ and she wasn't really any good in bed. Practice doesn't make perfect, but it helps, i suppose.

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Dagery
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Usdk wrote:
promiscuous doesn't mean diseased.

Then again, i've been with a girl who said she'd had 30+ and she wasn't really any good in bed. Practice doesn't make perfect, but it helps, i suppose.

A paraphrase of one of our conversations

Me: blah blah blah something something something gloves?
Her: i dont like latex ;)
Me: oh?
Her: it's more fun raw

While I do completely agree with that statement, she was 17 and had been with (according to her) 20 guys. 20 promiscuous males+1 promiscuous female-latex=disease

I rest my case.

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Yuratuhl
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Usdk wrote:
promiscuous doesn't mean diseased.


this. It may come as a shock to your prudish sensibilities, Dagery, but girls from nice neighborhoods know what condoms are and tend to be AIDS-free despite their sexual history.

and let's be honest, a 17-year old who doesn't live in a college town runs little risk of STDs, though I'm certainly not advocating not wrapping your dong, and I'd probably have avoided the risk same as you now that you've given us some facts.

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Dagery
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Yuratuhl wrote:
Usdk wrote:
promiscuous doesn't mean diseased.


this. It may come as a shock to your prudish sensibilities, Dagery, but girls from nice neighborhoods know what condoms are and tend to be AIDS-free despite their sexual history.

and let's be honest, a 17-year old who doesn't live in a college town runs little risk of STDs, though I'm certainly not advocating not wrapping your dong, and I'd probably have avoided the risk same as you now that you've given us some facts.

she's also fat, too. forgot to mention that. she was a random facebook add who i apparently had a class with a few years ago.

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Usdk
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The chance that a guy gets a disease from a girl is drastically less than a girl getting a disease from a guy, too.


I'm clean as if i'd never had sex. possibly due to that fact, lol.

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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o[/youtube]

seems strangely appropriate for the turn this conversation has taken

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This thread has turned 'DELICIOUSLY TRASHY' amirite Zaryi?

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You have to love everything about your girl, including her STD's.

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Zaryi wrote:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o[/youtube]

seems strangely appropriate for the turn this conversation has taken


I just don't know what to say after listening to that song... I really don't.

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It is truly amazing where a passing "slut" can take us. The mind boggles at the possibilities of some other words and the destinations FUBU'ers would find themselves.

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Jushiro wrote:
Zaryi wrote:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o[/youtube]

seems strangely appropriate for the turn this conversation has taken


I just don't know what to say after listening to that song... I really don't.


I like the part where they just had sex.

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