I was trying to do some mining tonight on my paladin. Got hopped by a druid and a holy pally rolling around jumping anyone they could find alone...so I cheated and pulled the druid card.
I got out there and who I do I see in chat? None other than my pal, Battlemaster Dreys! He was there on his priest alt, and had just met my two friends...so we rolled them. The druid ran like a sinus infection but the paladin was pretty gutsy and kept messing with us.
So while we're playing with the paladin, I get some tells from "Loldeathgrip."




At this point, whoever this guy is realizes who I am, and I think it really steams him that he/his pal got rolled by the worst player on the server...

...so I just continue tweaking him by not giving him the rage he wants...


...which just winds him up more. So much, in fact, that he accuses me of hanging out with "that fat fuck, Mayo."

Unfortunately, the poor guy ran out of steam and called it a night because "people like me" keep him from playing the game. I guess we finally know what my purpose is.

Your Pal,
Jubber