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 Post subject: NFL^NFL
PostPosted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 2:29 am  
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NFL^NFL - Needless Fuckin' Logic to the power of Numbers Fuckin' Large.

10^72 is a big number alright, 1 followed by 72 zeroes. That's the estimated totality of particles in the visible universe.

now contemplate 10^100, 1 then 100 zeroes

that's called a Googol

not contemplate 1^Googol

1 followed by a googol of zeroes, that's called a Googolplex

if you were to write that number on paper, it wouldnt fit in the universe, if you wanted to use every particle in the universe to represent the zeros, you would be missing a few trillions

around 2020-9 there will be enough hard drive storage in the world to be able to write the number out, and fill out all the available bytes of storage

and once we can store that number... it still wont get close to the amount of information our brain can store in the form of memories, sound, images, thoughts, ideas, and knowledge.

Visualize the Earth from far out in space. It is a grain of dust passing through the cosmos. it encompasses every intelligent brain that has lived, lives and will live in time, each generation recording knowledge and passing it down to the next. it contains all the information of the universe about itself.

for now, we're the universe's very, very little brain. In perspective, one neuron.

eventually we'll venture to the stars and the galaxies, and create a network, as large as a brain, filled with brains.

HOLD ON, STOP RIGHT THERE.

Yuratuhl's law dictates that destruction exists, so we must destroy everything. If we could somehow harness that elusive dark energy, if it is indeed energy, and convert it all to antiparticles, we annihilate all particles in the visible universe. 9.2 times over.

It is estimated that with all the nuclear weaponry in the world, we could ablate and craterize the entire surface of our Earth 8 times over.

A spaceship from an alien civilization will travel to us, whistling Johnny Cash because they picked it up over our radio waves and are looking for Cash. They will find this desert, ablated, craterized world with no trace of civilization.

They will conclude: "Oh, they must have crossed the Cosmological Destruction Constant".

Now to answer the recurring question in human history:

Is there maximum mass a pair of testicle can have?

2.5^71 each, your sack would be about 14 parsecs wide. It would take 23 billion years to travel from one nut to the other.
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 Post subject: Re: NFL^NFL
PostPosted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 8:08 am  
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Joklem wrote:
eventually we'll venture to the stars and the galaxies, and create a network, as large as a brain, filled with brains.



If we certainly will, then we already have. ;)




Also, no more energy drinks for Joklem.


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 Post subject: Re: NFL^NFL
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Go Pack, Go!
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 Post subject: Re: NFL^NFL
PostPosted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 8:16 am  
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I vastly prefer the NHL to the NFL. I actually hope they have a lock-out for football next year.


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 Post subject: Re: NFL^NFL
PostPosted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 8:52 am  
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Dvergar wrote:
I vastly prefer the NHL to the NFL. I actually hope they have a lock-out for football next year.


no one agrees with you.
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 Post subject: Re: NFL^NFL
PostPosted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 8:57 am  
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no one agrees with you.


Yeah, for some reason people just like watching fat men blubberfuck each other for 5 seconds every minute better.


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 Post subject: Re: NFL^NFL
PostPosted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 9:00 am  
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Racist sport.

White players skate around on white ice and beat the fuck out of the only black thing in the game.
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 Post subject: Re: NFL^NFL
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Eturnalshift wrote:
Racist sport.

White players skate around on white ice and beat the fuck out of the only black thing in the game.



As opposed to football where white and black players pursue the only brown thing in the game and the game is interspersed with kicking the brown thing. Also, anyone trying to help the brown thing advance is met by extreme resistance to said advancement. ;)


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 Post subject: Re: NFL^NFL
PostPosted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 10:44 am  
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Eturnalshift wrote:
Go Pack, Go!



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 Post subject: Re: NFL^NFL
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Eturnalshift wrote:
Racist sport.

White players skate around on white ice and beat the fuck out of the only black thing in the game.


In a good game, everything on the ice is getting the fuck beaten out of it.


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 Post subject: Re: NFL^NFL
PostPosted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 3:17 pm  
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Boredalt wrote:
Joklem wrote:
eventually we'll venture to the stars and the galaxies, and create a network, as large as a brain, filled with brains.



If we certainly will, then we already have.



Only if you don't view time as linear and one-directional. If you view time in that way, there is always a "before" to any event.


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 Post subject: Re: NFL^NFL
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Joklem wrote:
Yuratuhl's law dictates that destruction exists, so we must destroy everything. If we could somehow harness that elusive dark energy, if it is indeed energy, and convert it all to antiparticles, we annihilate all particles in the visible universe. 9.2 times over.


I enjoyed this part the most.


If destruction exists, we must destroy everything.
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 Post subject: Re: NFL^NFL
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Dvergar wrote:
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no one agrees with you.


Yeah, for some reason people just like watching fat men blubberfuck each other for 5 seconds every minute better.


I'm willing to bet 99% of the "fat men" in the NFL are more athletic than you.
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Krizen wrote:
Dvergar wrote:
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no one agrees with you.


Yeah, for some reason people just like watching fat men blubberfuck each other for 5 seconds every minute better.


I'm willing to bet 99% of the "fat men" in the NFL are more athletic than you.


doesn't make them any less fat


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 Post subject: Re: NFL^NFL
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generally speaking, the only fat people in football are the offensive and defensive lines. Everyone else is pretty damn fit/muscled in order to play better.
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