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 Post subject: Airing my grievances with Aestu
PostPosted: Tue Feb 01, 2011 2:59 pm  
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Recent troubling developments prompt me to revisit a subject I've discussed in the past: Aestu and his plan to shatter other people's lives and dreams. One of the first facts we should face is that everything I've said so far is by way of introduction to the key point I want to make. My key point is that all he does is inspire semi-intelligible announcements. I'll stand by that controversial statement and even assume that most readers who bring their own real-life experience will agree with it. At a bare minimum, when some atrabilious quiddlers first introduced me to Aestu's contentious ebullitions, I felt that civilization had reached a nadir of bleakness. The mere mention of that fact guarantees that this post will never get published in any mass-circulation periodical that Aestu has any control over. But that's inconsequential because my cause is to bring Aestu to justice. I call upon men and women from all walks of life to support my cause with their life-affirming eloquence and indomitable spirit of human decency and moral righteousness. Only then will the whole world realize that we must overcome the fears that beset us every day of our lives. We must overcome the fear that Aestu will impose theological straightjackets on scriptural interpretation. And to overcome these fears, we must counteract the subtle but pervasive social message that says that it is better that a hundred thousand people should perish than that Aestu should be even slightly inconvenienced.

No matter what else we do, our first move must be to educate everyone about how it is the height of arrogance and untruthfulness for Aestu to imply that he could do a gentler and fairer job of running the world than anyone else. That's the first step: education. Education alone is not enough, of course. We must also deal with him appropriately. I hereby publicly condemn his gutless fairy tales. In doing so, I publicly proclaim that Aestu is often accused of lionizing blathering, treacherous pickpockets. His lapdogs usually respond with a message along the lines of, "So what? At least Aestu isn't mobilizing support for the special interests that dominate state and private activity." I suppose there's an argument to be made for that, but aren't we forgetting that to Aestu, acting like a ghastly skiver is a lot of fun?

Aestu is right about one thing, namely that fear is what motivates us. Fear of what it means when goofy self-promoters abet ethnic genocide, dictatorships, and uppity, subversive bourgeoisie. Fear of what it says about our society when we teach our children that public opinion is a reliable indicator of what's true and what isn't. And fear of insecure ratbags like Aestu who tap into the national resurgence of overt extremism. He sometimes uses the word "interchangeableness" when describing his revenge fantasies. Beware! This is a buzzword designed for emotional response. Aestu's confreres consider his platitudes a breath of fresh air. I, however, find them more like the fetid odor of antiheroism.

My next point of order is that you won't find many of Aestu's encomiasts, who are legion, who will openly admit that they favor Aestu's schemes to engender ill will. In fact, their drug-induced ravings are characterized by a plethora of rhetoric to the contrary. If you listen closely, though, you'll hear how carefully they cover up the fact that Aestu fails to comprehend and practice the teachings of his religion. More precisely, he conveniently forgets his religion's messages of peace, love, compassion, acceptance, and forgiveness—or, at best, misremembers them as an edict to glorify adversarial skivers. Common sense and scientific evidence agree: I never intend to offend anyone, Aestu included. Alas, the following statement may upset a few people: Anyone who has spent any amount of time doing his homework knows that Aestu has been striving to create an environment in which the bright rays of sunshine fall warmly on him but are blocked by a shadow of racialism from ever reaching anyone else. Some people squirm a bit when they they read things like that, but such statements are the key to explaining why Aestu commonly appoints ineffective people to important positions. He then ensures that these people stay in those positions because that makes it easy for Aestu to replace the search for truth with a situationist relativism based on nerdy allotheism.

Mark my words: to believe that anyone who resists Aestu deserves to be crushed is to deceive ourselves. It is pointless to fret about the damage already caused by his capricious epithets. The past cannot be changed. We must cope with the present if we hope to affect our future and reveal the nature and activity of his votaries and expose their inner contexts as well as their ultimate final aims. Although Aestu has unfairly depicted me and those who share my beliefs as deadheads and vandals, we are neither. Yes, he is a lifelong member of the Church of Supercilious Authoritarianism, but Aestu cannot be tamed by "tolerance" and "accommodation" but is actually spurred on by such gestures. He sees such gestures as a sign of weakness on our part and is thereby encouraged to continue blacklisting his opponents as terrorist sympathizers or traitors. To reiterate the main message of this post: I, for one, truly gainsay Aestu's notion that the world's salvation comes from whims, irrationality, and delusions.


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 Post subject: Re: Airing my grievances with Aestu
PostPosted: Tue Feb 01, 2011 4:04 pm  
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 Post subject: Re: Airing my grievances with Aestu
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 Post subject: Re: Airing my grievances with Aestu
PostPosted: Tue Feb 01, 2011 4:14 pm  
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I don't want to be rude or disrespectful, and I certainly don't want to start an argument, but Mr. Azelma V doesn't understand politics or simply doesn't care. In the text that follows, I don't intend to recount all of the damage caused by Azelma's birdbrained epithets but I do want to point out that if Azelma can give us all a succinct and infallible argument proving that we should avoid personal responsibility, I will personally deliver his Nobel Prize for Loopy Rhetoric. In the meantime, if Azelma's strictures get any more flippant, I expect they'll grow legs and attack me in my sleep. And, more important, each rung on the ladder of larrikinism is a crisis of some kind. Each crisis supplies an excuse for Azelma to retain an institution which, twist and turn as you like, is and remains a disgrace to humanity. That is the standard process by which intolerant stirrers take away what few freedoms we have left. What, then, does "phytopaleontological" mean? It means considerably more than any dictionary is likely to say.

When one examines the ramifications of letting Azelma intensify race hatred, one finds a preponderance of evidence leading to the conclusion that he really struck a nerve with me when he said that he never engages in hypersensitive, morally crippled, or disagreeable politics. That lie is a painful reminder that Azelma's latest diatribe is Azelma-style lunacy at its very finest. Every despicable word of that diatribe paints a perfect picture of Azelma's hysteria and reveals that Azelma likes to brag about how the members of his absolutism movement are ideologically diverse. Perhaps that means that some of them prefer Stalin over Hitler. In any case, I wish I didn't have to be the one to break the news that Azelma's propaganda machine grinds on and on. Nevertheless, I cannot afford to pass by anything that may help me make my point. So let me just state that Azelma recently went through a wowserism phase in which he tried repeatedly to threaten the existence of human life, perhaps all life on the planet. In fact, I'm not convinced that this phase of his has entirely passed. My evidence is that Azelma's crotchets can be subtle. They can be so subtle that many people never realize they're being influenced by them. That's why we must proactively notify humanity that I have to wonder where Azelma got the idea that it is my view that society is screaming for his memoranda. This sits hard with me because it is simply not true and I've never written anything to imply that it is.

Anyone who was sober for more than an hour or two during the last five years knows that in my opinion it is a not unjustifiable assumption that we must reach out for things with permanence, things beyond wealth and comfort and pleasure, things that have real meaning in such a way that there is nothing Azelma can do about it except learn to live with the fait accompli, but that's really beside the point. He says that might makes right. Hey, Azelma, how about telling us the truth for once? Even though he has aired his disapproval of being criticized, I still allege that I want to see all of us working together to embark on a new path towards change. Yes, this is an idealistic approach to actualizing our restorative goals. Nevertheless, you should realize that I am not a robot. I am a thinking, feeling, human being. As such, I get teary-eyed whenever I see Azelma condone universal oppression. It makes me want to rake him over the coals for hurting people's feelings, which is why I'm so eager to tell you that if Azelma were to use more accessible language then a larger number of people would be able to understand what he's saying. The downside for Azelma, of course, is that a larger number of people would also understand that for the nonce, he is content to lead me down a path of pain and suffering. But in the near future, he will call evil good and good evil. Now for some parting advice: Look at the facts. Analyze the arguments. Think about the motives of the people who are telling you that Mr. Azelma V is a voice of probity. And have confidence in yourself. Remember, I unequivocally believe that basic principles, painfully and gradually drawn from the wisdom, the suffering, the aspirations, and the prophetic religious teachings of countless centuries before us are far more trustworthy than Azelma's wanton views.


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 Post subject: Re: Airing my grievances with Aestu
PostPosted: Tue Feb 01, 2011 4:24 pm  
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 Post subject: Re: Airing my grievances with Aestu
PostPosted: Tue Feb 01, 2011 4:26 pm  
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I couldn't help it because I put Aestu's name in and just read the whole thing. It made me chuckle.

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No matter what else we do, our first move must be to educate everyone about how it is the height of arrogance and untruthfulness for Aestu to imply that he could do a gentler and fairer job of running the world than anyone else.


just killed me haha.


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 Post subject: Re: Airing my grievances with Aestu
PostPosted: Tue Feb 01, 2011 4:36 pm  
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 Post subject: Re: Airing my grievances with Aestu
PostPosted: Tue Feb 01, 2011 4:46 pm  
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 Post subject: Re: Airing my grievances with Aestu
PostPosted: Tue Feb 01, 2011 4:56 pm  
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 Post subject: Re: Airing my grievances with Aestu
PostPosted: Tue Feb 01, 2011 6:14 pm  
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You people will continue this chicanery until either I or Aestu get down to business and show you how to properly compose several paragraphs of self-important gibberish, and we'll put the cream on top by having our TL;DRs actually convey some intelligible, meaningful thoughts.

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 Post subject: Re: Airing my grievances with Aestu
PostPosted: Tue Feb 01, 2011 6:25 pm  
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I think this can only be settled with a "TL,DR-off"


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 Post subject: Re: Airing my grievances with Aestu
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Azelma wrote:
I think this can only be settled with a "TL,DR-off"

No.


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 Post subject: Re: Airing my grievances with Aestu
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Mns wrote:
Azelma wrote:
I think this can only be settled with a "TL,DR-off"

No.


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 Post subject: Re: Airing my grievances with Aestu
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