I wholeheartedly agree with the sentiments in this thread. Black girlfriends and white girlfriends are fail.
As the Kama Sutra - the Indian book of love - says:
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The following women are not to be enjoyed:
A leper
A lunatic
A woman turned out of caste
A woman who reveals secrets
A woman who publicly expresses desire for sexual intercourse
A woman who is extremely white
A woman who is extremely black
A bad-smelling woman
A woman who is a near relation
A woman who is a female friend
A woman who leads the life of an ascetic
And, lastly the wife of a relation, of a friend, of a learned Brahman, and of the king
The followers of Babhravya say that any woman who has been enjoyed by five men is a fit and proper person to be enjoyed. But Gonikaputra is of opinion that even when this is the case, the wives of a relation, of a learned Brahman and of a king should be excepted.
Now, the problem with women like this are, you go to the airport:
"Hey, yo, TSA bro, I'm looking for my girl."
"What's she look like?"
"Neither white nor black. Kind of frumpy."
Then I got a weird look and a few minutes later, some heavyset guys with sunglasses started asking me weird questions about where I was from and what kind of books I'd been reading. Never again.
Unfortunately for Simone, she has insisted we get a pet armadillo for the guild, so that will be that.
