Grimsby wrote:
Aestu wrote:
Also note that all the above rules don't apply if the victim in question:
-Is a known ninja or bigot
-Is named after a FF VII or LOTR character
-Has a PvP or "internet badass" or ganking-themed name
-Has more than one "x", "z", or non-standard character in his name
-Is showing "the Patient", "Challenger" or "Jenkins" title
-Is showing an ugly helm
-Is in <PvP>, <iPVP>, <Miller Time>, or any such guild
While I am hardly one to heed advice from a steed-collecting transvestite, I must say, your characterizations of the such crude ignorami (as cited above) are as apt as they are amusing.
All the best,
Baron Wilhelm von Grimsby IV
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I feel safe in saying that Grimsby won the thread.
Azelma wrote:
I believe in honorable dueling. Rogues are the least honorable class in all of WoW.
Things that are a sure sign of Ganking Faggotry:
1.) Killing a player who is engaged with 1 or several mobs. It's stacking the deck in your favor and makes you look like a little pussy bitch. Grats on your fake win because I had 4 level 85 mobs also attacking me.
2.) Killing a player who has recently rez'd. Again, pussy move...they are at half health and have no buffs. Be a real man and kill them when they are buffed up.
3.) Killing a player during an escort quest. Hilarious? Probably. Honorable? No.
4.) Entering a 1v1 fight to make it 2v1 (or 3v1, or whatever). Again pussy move - I'll never forget an epic battle I had going on with this DK on my Paladin. We'd been fighting for a good while...we were both getting really low...it was neck and neck. Then some faggot-ass mage came and decided to shoot me with a few fireballs. Obviously, I died. It ruined the exciting conclusion...and I bet the DK was pissed too since his chance for true glory was stolen by a little bitch.
I have done all of the above without blinking an eye though if the person is good or a friend I'll let them heal to full (risky since most people just use that time to run away). The only one that ever really bothered me is interfering with a 1v1. I try to avoid doing that and have more then once watched a member of the Horde die and then saluted the Alliance. Sometimes if I'm doing it to make the Horde bro mad I'll spit on them when they die and then laugh at them.
Jumping in on one of my 1v1s and then forcing me to die or not kill who I was trying to kill is a sure way to get camped, hell, even if I kill both of them I'll switch focus to the dishonorable bro.
Aestu wrote:
Also note that all the above rules don't apply if the victim in question:
-Is a known ninja or bigot
-Is named after a FF VII or LOTR character
-Has a PvP or "internet badass" or ganking-themed name
-Has more than one "x", "z", or non-standard character in his name
-Is showing "the Patient", "Challenger" or "Jenkins" title
-Is showing an ugly helm
-Is in <PvP>, <iPVP>, <Miller Time>, or any such guild
I always show challenger and if I don't have it normally I show Jenkins and/or am in Miller Time. Sup.