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 Post subject: Re: PONDER THIS FUBU
PostPosted: Fri Dec 30, 2011 5:02 pm  
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Usdk wrote:
Boba fett was dropped in the sarlacc pit by a blind man with a stick.


Whoa whoa - I may be going to Hogwarts, but you hold your tongue when speaking about Boba Fett!


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 Post subject: Re: PONDER THIS FUBU
PostPosted: Fri Dec 30, 2011 5:09 pm  
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Tehra wrote:
pretty sure force choking comes in handy for spoken spells.


You can do it without speaking.

:( Need more Harry Potter readers in here. blah!


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 Post subject: Re: PONDER THIS FUBU
PostPosted: Fri Dec 30, 2011 5:20 pm  
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You're doing a poor job of playing along. Besides, I already said 2 out of 3 ain't bad.

Kayllaira wrote:
Tehra wrote:
pretty sure force choking comes in handy for spoken spells.


You can do it without speaking.


Oh, I know I can, but can you "say" the same?


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 Post subject: Re: PONDER THIS FUBU
PostPosted: Fri Dec 30, 2011 5:21 pm  
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Azelma wrote:
Usdk wrote:
Boba fett was dropped in the sarlacc pit by a blind man with a stick.


Whoa whoa - I may be going to Hogwarts, but you hold your tongue when speaking about Boba Fett!


His clones are shit, that's for sure.


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 Post subject: Re: PONDER THIS FUBU
PostPosted: Fri Dec 30, 2011 5:49 pm  
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Azelma wrote:
Usdk wrote:
Boba fett was dropped in the sarlacc pit by a blind man with a stick.


Whoa whoa - I may be going to Hogwarts, but you hold your tongue when speaking about Boba Fett!


Did you miss that part of the movie?


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 Post subject: Re: PONDER THIS FUBU
PostPosted: Fri Dec 30, 2011 5:50 pm  
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Azelma wrote:
I wouldn't mind learning magic if it meant I could do unlimited things like apparate, transfigure stuff, charm people, become an animingus, kill someone with a single spell without even having to open my mouth...seriously, if a sith Jedi is running at you? Avada Kadavra that shit.

Pokemon attacking you? Give their trainer a cruciatus curse...or better yet, take control of their minds and make them command the pokemon to do your bidding.

It's quite simple...if you can have the patience to study, you can dominate any pokemon/trainer and Jedi.


Let's not kid ourselves, the only reason you want to be a wizard is to turn invisible.
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Monotheist wrote:
Azelma wrote:
I wouldn't mind learning magic if it meant I could do unlimited things like apparate, transfigure stuff, charm people, become an animingus, kill someone with a single spell without even having to open my mouth...seriously, if a sith Jedi is running at you? Avada Kadavra that shit.

Pokemon attacking you? Give their trainer a cruciatus curse...or better yet, take control of their minds and make them command the pokemon to do your bidding.

It's quite simple...if you can have the patience to study, you can dominate any pokemon/trainer and Jedi.


Let's not kid ourselves, the only reason you want to be a wizard is to turn invisible.


Just point me to the women's Quidditch locker rooms.


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 Post subject: Re: PONDER THIS FUBU
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Azelma wrote:
Monotheist wrote:
Let's not kid ourselves, the only reason you want to be a wizard is to turn invisible.


Just point me to the women's Quidditch locker rooms.


Speaking of boomsticks and riding broomsticks...

The concoctions would be placed on the wooden handle of a broomstick and then applied vaginally by "witches".


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 Post subject: Re: PONDER THIS FUBU
PostPosted: Fri Dec 30, 2011 8:11 pm  
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While magic is cool, Jedi are actual superpeople. Well, the original trilogy Jedi anyway, fuck the prequels.

Avada Kedavra is just a gun except it takes more time to use since you have to yell something instead of pulling a trigger.


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 Post subject: Re: PONDER THIS FUBU
PostPosted: Sat Dec 31, 2011 10:11 am  
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Yuratuhl wrote:
While magic is cool, Jedi are actual superpeople. Well, the original trilogy Jedi anyway, fuck the prequels.

Avada Kedavra is just a gun except it takes more time to use since you have to yell something instead of pulling a trigger.


A gun would have been a far more effective (albeit less climactic) way of dealing with Voldemort.

Jedi are the way to go unless you can get some immortality elixir shit going from a good starting age (Eternally 25-30 would be cool, 80 would not be). Space, aliens, force and lightsabers > mostly worthless magic; unless you got a live forever clause.


Edit: Also with the killing curse, it's ability is determined by the power of the caster and fortitude of the target. I'm not convinced it could drop a Jedi. It also appears to be something one could dodge or miss, as it shoots in the direction pointed and has no WoW-esque homing ability. So in a discussion of who would win in a fight, Jedi with only instant casts and beyond super human speed/reflexes and a fucking light saber wins hands down. Also hard to cast when being force choked, or when a force push sends you back 20 yards into a wall.

If you want to pick wizard for the world, culture, limited teleporting or whatever, that's fine. Don't try and pretend they are the top tier of combat, I'm not convinced they could even take on a team of Pokemon.


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 Post subject: Re: PONDER THIS FUBU
PostPosted: Sat Dec 31, 2011 1:23 pm  
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A couple points that are being overlooked with wizards in combat:

1.) Nonverbal spells - the best wizards can cast spells without having to say anything. Now I will admit, they do lose some effectiveness when cast nonverbally, but they can still injure an opponent, freeing you to cast something verbally.
2.) The killing curse has literally worked on everyone ever (except: Harry Potter...see "The Boy Who Lived"). If you are good enough to cast it successfully, and it hits someone, it will kill them instantly.
3.) You're also ignoring the ability wizards have to conjure shields, fire, lightening, etc. etc. a Jedi and Pokemon would have a lot to get through.
4.) Broomsticks - yes I said it. If a Wizard has immediate access to a broomstick (or even if he doesn't..he could summon one Accio Broomstick)...let's say a Firebolt or Nimbus 2000, he could fly around well above the Jedi (yes I realize Jedi are agile and can jump quite high, but could they jump hundreds of feet in the air?) casting spells at the Jedi as he pleased. I'm not quite sure how fast spells move, but through movie depictions they seem to move almost as fast as bullets. Would a Jedi be able to dodge every single one? One misstep and a jedi gets hit with a binding spell (petrificus totalus) the Jedi is thusly rendered immobile and an easy kill
5.) Potions - a smart wizard would have potions at the ready to deceive, improve combat skills, heal wounds, etc. What if the wizard took Felix Felicis? EVERY aspect of combat involving Luck (will the spell hit, will someone stumble, etc.) would be on the side of the wizard.
6.) Mind control - I realize the Jedi mind would probably be impossible to control with a curse...however a Pokemon trainer? Give me a break. I would take control of a weak minded Pokemon Trainer...then all their Pokemon would do my bidding. Talented wizards can perform Legilimency even without the aid of a wand. Don't forget about charms. Pokemon aren't exactly the smartest things in the world (exception: Mewtoo and other powerful Psychic pokemon), they could be easily charmed and controlled by any decently skilled wizard.
7.) Apparition - Even if a wizard is backed into a corner and may perhaps lose...if there are many pokemon surrounding him and it seems like all is lost. If he's good enough, he can just Apparate and GTFO.

I respect the prowess of Jedis and yes, even Pokemon Trainers in combat...but it comes down to versatility. A wizard or witch is simply superior when it comes to the resources they can utilize in combat.


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 Post subject: Re: PONDER THIS FUBU
PostPosted: Sat Dec 31, 2011 1:28 pm  
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Only one wizard is cooler than a jedi.


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 Post subject: Re: PONDER THIS FUBU
PostPosted: Sat Dec 31, 2011 1:54 pm  
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Hahaha that was pretty great - however Harry only lost because of his Scar being a weak point.

He also didn't use any potions like I mentioned - I think Felix Filicis would have tipped the scales in his favor...as it effects luck, which is an aspect of everything...basically manipulating the force to work in his favor.


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 Post subject: Re: PONDER THIS FUBU
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I just realized we're having a fight about what imaginary people would win in a fight.

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