I just read 4 pages.
- I had a 15 minute discussion with straight blades (and the old school razors with refillable blades) with the best barber I know. He said that they're nice, but a $20 modern razor is a lot more bang for your buck. It requires less maintenance and is overall better than the straight, since the past couple decades have done a lot in razor R&D. He really stressed to just skip the cream and do a wet shave. When you just get out of the shower, just run the razor under hot water and proceed to shave normally. The lubricant (lol) on the upper part of the razor is more than enough with the wet skin and its night and day. I went from having a shadow when I stopped shaving to being as smooth as a babybutt.
He also pointed out that shaving cream is not only pointless with this method, but it actually fucks up your blades since it'll get stuck in there and rust, making you need to buy more razors.
- USD has a great beard. I want a dwarf beard one day, but it isn't smiled upon in my profession

. Maybe when I grow old and my back breaks down and my hands wear out, I'll be able to get a beard I can braid one day.
- A cute girl plays WoW. I wrote something, but there isn't need for sexless neckbeards to hit on attractive women on the internet.
- The dish guy at work today said that he really likes black/asian girls, due to the daddy issues. They have a serious need to impress their dad but he's never there.
- What are you brewing, Jubbs?
- Here's a pic from 3 weeks ago:

I'm balding pretty bad and the curls make it so my hair makes a deep V. I'm also a joy in social situations.
- I've been sick and I gotta start drinking to regain my constitution for Dwarfparty.org. I'm going to see The Hobbit and then going to Hofbrauhaus for liters of ale and salted pork. Haters to the left.