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 Post subject: Re: Why is everything so much harder the second year?
PostPosted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 10:36 am  
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Part of me feels like butt stuff would be awesome. Then part of me is like "eww yucky"

I mean, there's a ton of prep work too...you gotta buy a homemade enema kit, gotta make sure she's all clean and crazzzzzzzy lubed up with yknow whatever product you're using. Then I assume it's pretty messy, so you don't want to mess up the sheets. I guess you gotta lay a towel down.

Then, if she's never done it before, it's gonna be pretty uncomfortable and painful for her. I've heard most women describe it as kind of like a pleasure/pain thing. Some women like a little pain in sex...don't mind it. However others just can't handle any ounce of pain. Those are the women who wouldn't like anal because obviously you aren't going to be some elastic pornstar right away.

IDK - this is what I can gather from my research on the subject without having any actual experience.


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 Post subject: Re: Why is everything so much harder the second year?
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I feel the same way as Azelma. Can anyone confirm/deny the hassle?

Also, pretty sure I would just turn gay and get a bromance going if I started doing butt stuff. Net mess is probably less.


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 Post subject: Re: Why is everything so much harder the second year?
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You really don't need to enema (and from what I understand, it can make things worse). The rectum is fairly clean as long as you haven't had a bm recently before intercourse.

start with fingers and/or a small toy to get acclimated. Its about as messy as "standard" intercourse is if your girl is properly aroused/good to go.


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 Post subject: Re: Why is everything so much harder the second year?
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Alopex wrote:
I feel the same way as Azelma. Can anyone confirm/deny the hassle?.


worth it, the hassle/prep is fun, honestly.


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 Post subject: Re: Why is everything so much harder the second year?
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Zaryi wrote:
You really don't need to enema (and from what I understand, it can make things worse).

p sure that is only for douching the vagoo


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So......everything I get kept reading butt stuff, I guess my mind went to pegging
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 Post subject: Re: Why is everything so much harder the second year?
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That word, ehuehuehue


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 Post subject: Re: Why is everything so much harder the second year?
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Azelma wrote:
Part of me feels like butt stuff would be awesome. Then part of me is like "eww yucky"

I mean, there's a ton of prep work too...you gotta buy a homemade enema kit, gotta make sure she's all clean and crazzzzzzzy lubed up with yknow whatever product you're using. Then I assume it's pretty messy, so you don't want to mess up the sheets. I guess you gotta lay a towel down.

Then, if she's never done it before, it's gonna be pretty uncomfortable and painful for her. I've heard most women describe it as kind of like a pleasure/pain thing. Some women like a little pain in sex...don't mind it. However others just can't handle any ounce of pain. Those are the women who wouldn't like anal because obviously you aren't going to be some elastic pornstar right away.

IDK - this is what I can gather from my research on the subject without having any actual experience.



You don't have to do any of that, if you don't mind a little mess. We just went for it. I actually enjoyed it a lot, she felt kind of embarrassed about the dirty part. I don't mind at all though. She got a couple skid marks on the couch, but that was it. Just cleaned up after ourselves afterword. Use lots of lube for her, and go slow on entry. I actually liked the smell of her shit to my surprise... is that weird?


And i forgot to mention, the day after she had some cramping, like a upset stomach. Sorted out over the next day after she went to the bathroom a couple times.


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 Post subject: Re: Why is everything so much harder the second year?
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Oh and thank you everybody for the advice, we kind of already got past the little arguments we had a week or two ago. Back to being all lovey dovey :)


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 Post subject: Re: Why is everything so much harder the second year?
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They'll be back.


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 Post subject: Re: Why is everything so much harder the second year?
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Usdk wrote:
They'll be back.


Probably. But we had a fantastic last couple of days. More than makes up for it.


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 Post subject: Re: Why is everything so much harder the second year?
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Euphonic wrote:
Usdk wrote:
They'll be back.


Probably. But we had a fantastic last couple of days. More than makes up for it.


Exactly. Being able to get over the humps and see beyond them is what makes a relationship last.

Congrats on being able to figure it out! :]


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 Post subject: Re: Why is everything so much harder the second year?
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Alopex wrote:
I feel the same way as Azelma. Can anyone confirm/deny the hassle?

Also, pretty sure I would just turn gay and get a bromance going if I started doing butt stuff. Net mess is probably less.

If you're already sexually attracted enough to dudes to the point that a hole is just a hole, you're already there.

I tried butt stuff once and only once. I'm more than happy to stick a finger or two up there, but I just wasn't a fan of the whole butt-fucking thing.

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So......everything I get kept reading butt stuff, I guess my mind went to pegging

I was talking to my friend about buttfun and he said he liked to get pegged without knowing what it actually was. I was actually uncomfortable about it for a while, but then I explained to him what pegging was and he realized what he said. I don't even know why either, as I'm perfectly okay with gay guys. The whole pegging thing just seems offputting to me.


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 Post subject: Re: Why is everything so much harder the second year?
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that's cuz its the old switcheroo.


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