once upon a time, for undergrad credits i was teaching a class at the university planetarium entitled, "The Creation Of The Universe". the class was geared towards middle schoolers, and so most of my students were 6th-8th graders. kids at that age are right on the precipice of turning into degenerate losers or upstanding citizens, so i took my job pretty seriously.
there were always a few picketers (picketeers?) for different religions outside, and since i got there at 6am and left at 6pm, i didn't see them much, i just heard their ranting when i went to get lunch. anyway, one particular warm and sunny day, i decided to greet my incoming class of 7th graders outside and begin the class with some "outdoor planetarium" action. usually the picketers were pretty complacent and didn't engage you personally. they held up signs that said, "science doesn't have all the answers" and, "your telescopes will never find God". i had never been spoken to or berated by any of them during my tenure, so i wasn't too concerned with them. they believed what they were doing was right, which is fine by me.
on this particular day though, a rather nasty group had congregated, taking me off guard. i greeted the incoming class and was about to engage the children about what they knew about the sun, when i was drowned out by several individuals screaming, "don't listen to him kids! you'll go to hell if you believe him!", "harbinger of lies!" etc. i remember thinking, "who are these people kidding? do they expect a 7th grader to know what 'harbinger' means?" in any case, i mustered some patience and kept on, despite the frequent interruptions. as i continued, i asked the children some questions. i was surprised to see that the picketers were interrupting the children's answers. i began to see several of them growing increasingly exasperated at being interrupted. finally, i gave in and explained that we'd continue to the discussion inside, away from the awful din.
as we were walking away, one of the picketers shouted, "that's right! lead them away from the truth! come back to the truth children!". now, it all sounded like noise to me but this particular statement seemed to have struck a chord in one young man's mind in a particular manner. i heard one of the kids say, "wait!" and i turned around to see him turn to face the proclaimer. he said, "we can't 'come back to the truth' you idiot. we're in school. we can't go anywhere. and this guy can't go anywhere either. he's the teacher, this is his JOB. why are you yelling at people that can't do anything about it? if you're so pissed off about it go yell at the school board. until then, shut up so we can hear him."
i will never forget the sound of the rest of the class bursting out laughing, the look of astonishment on the picketer's faces. at first i thought, this is a victory for science, but then i realized it was a victory for common sense. the funny thing was, that particular kid wasn't really interested in cosmology (that i could tell), he didn't ask any questions, his eyes weren't transfixed by the planetarium like mine usually were. he was just a kid spouting off some common sense.
it was then that i thought, is the world outgrowing religion? will christianity one day become like norse or greek mythology? if our 7th graders are thinking on this level now, will society have use for religion in the future?
Verily, I have often laughed at weaklings who thought themselves proud because they had no claws.
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