Ennkey wrote:
thats between you and him i dont puke unless i get incredi shitfaced
one time i got drunk at ocean city merlin
for those not in the know - ocean city merlin is a "family place"
here i was fat n drunk
I dont get beer googles - i speak the truth
So the bar tender makes me drinks
bear in mind I had a pitcher of beer at a crab place, prior to which i had two long island ice teas
so the bar tender hooks me up with random drinks
mixed driknks are for girls btw
i settle with a whiskey sour ish thing
THEN IN INFINITE WISDON - i shall walk off the drunkeness
OC + single man + DRUNK = bad news
So I Amble towards somewhere
I take a step, the beach. she has a 45 degree incline
I see a beauty, I attempt contact, rebuffed
I walk ahead, fallover, require a shirt removall to dump newly aquired sand
Family member sent to wrangle watches in horror
I dump the sand
I walk 5 blocks and the urge to pee is overwhelming
I stumble back towards hotel
upon sight of hotel see beautiful russian/eastern block chick who is sad
I say "Tonight is beautiful, you are beautiful, you should smile for beauty is wasted on the young"
To which she returns a smile.
I head in to wash my feets off. I grab the hose and do a flip and end up on my ass. I fell forward, to this day I dont know how I didnt break something.
I wash my feet and run to the bathroom
I comeback out to the beach dirtying my feet once again
I see the frau which i told she was beautiful, she beckons
i go to my hotel room instead
aint life great