Yuratuhl wrote:
The last one will never be legal for safety reasons, at least until theaters are radically redesigned.
Then let the redesigns begin!!! Also, that was kind of a riff on the proper limits of personal freedoms in society, and a ha-ha it would actually be OK in that case because you have a flag that you set on fire, so there really is fire.
Now it's not funny because I explained it.
Yuratuhl wrote:
I doubt anyone would argue that kicking a dog represents some kind of essential human freedom/right, or at least not anyone with a functional brain and a sense of morality.
You know the Iranian theocracy looks upon dogs even less favorably than they look upon pigs? If you didn't, it's still funny that it connects.
Yuratuhl wrote:
Flag burning? Whatever, it's like 20 cents of material and they're factory-produced. There isn't much sanctity to preserve when you realize they're churned out of a big mill operated primarily by people who aren't citizens, made with fabric imported from a textile country. National pride, on a purely emotional, irrational basis, is more or less fine. But it's just a fucking flag, man.
I never understood the brouhaha about flag burning, either, since burning is the recommended method for disposing of a flag.
Yuratuhl wrote:
But hey, if there's enough room for their antics in the theater and they're being nice enough to do it during those worthless little ads before the previews start and not covering nearby viewers with jizz, why not? It's not like 13-year-olds don't give blowjobs in crowded movie theaters, after all.
(Iran still sucks)
I was going to say that it would be OK since they were obviously performance artists, and they're what everyone came to the theatre to see anyway.
And where are these 13-year-olds when I go to the theatre? And do I have to tip?
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Jubber