<Deliciously Trashy> Non-Raiders Free Repairs Program

Aestu · **Posted:** Wed Jan 19, 2011 2:23 pm

Looking to boost our guild level and statistics, we are now offering a 50g repair allowance for non-raiders. There are no criteria for joining; anyone interested may join the guild, sit in gchat, and benefit from a 50g daily repair allowance.

We are also recruiting the following for the following CORE positions:

Dramamonger
This guy can set water on fire. Whatever it is, whomever, in any setting, he'll find a way to turn it into an argument, then go QQ on the forums. Has gotten five former friends' accounts banned. Brings infamy to any guild in which he resides. Never raids. Why is he in the guild? Truth to be told, the GM and officers are just too terrified to remove him for fear of OMG DRAMAZ. Besides...he gets the name of the guild out there, and bump the recruitment thread.

Fisherman
Maybe he's Albert Einstein. Or Charlie Gordon. Who can fathom the banality of a human mind that enjoys fishing...for hours...and hours...and hours? You'd think he's a bot, but casual conversations during the activity in question quickly debunk this obvious assumption. He's fished up the turtle three times and is still at it, as if he has some depraved vendetta against halibut. Still, he boosts the guild /fished achievement, so who cares?

Booster
He thinks the guild is Paradise on Azeroth and wants to share it with everyone. He pushes the guild to everyone, getting his little brother's best buddy or his wife's bridge partners or randoms from trade or that three-hour Grim Batol run to whisper officers for invite. Oh well, at least they generate guild XP.

PvP Bro
May not, in fact, be from the Central Valley. Uses the word "bro" more than every other word in his vocabulary combined. Living proof that anyone can get 2300 in any bracket. Has a seven-digit gold wealth, partly from selling five hundred Wrathful tabards, but mostly left over from fiendish wintrading in TBC. Is personally responsible for every PvP achievement the PvE guild has. Carried to victory by his BWD trinket. Never misses an occasion to tell the PvE bros how easy nerding up raids is.

Altaholic
Has 12 85s and twice again as many 80s, spread across four accounts. Has Loremaster six times over. Personally generates enough guild XP to bring his very own guild to the cap each week, but instead levelled guild rep just to get each of his alts a Dark Phoenix minipet.

This program will be a going concern with no end-date.

You will not be permitted to raid with us (although you certainly may apply) This program is strictly intended to improve our guild ranking.

In addition, if you earn the achievement "Turtles All The Way Down" while in-guild, you will earn a 10000g prize!
If you catch Mr. Pinchy, you will earn a 5000g prize!
PST an officer in-game if interested.

Baneleaf · **Posted:** Wed Jan 19, 2011 2:25 pm

I got that in Uldum the other day on my lock. I was surprised as hell to say the least since I was sure you still had to fishin Northrend to get it. That little bastard hauls ass in the water, I love it.

Azelma · **Posted:** Wed Jan 19, 2011 2:38 pm

I really need to level fishing. I just don't have the passion for it.

Euphonic · **Posted:** Wed Jan 19, 2011 3:42 pm

i love free

Aestu · **Posted:** Sat Jan 22, 2011 10:02 am

This offer is a going concern.

We will be getting Dark Phoenix pets soon, and we have discovered a highly efficient means of obtaining the Armadillo pet as well.

Join now for easy gains!

Aestu · **Posted:** Sat Jan 22, 2011 11:23 pm

somebeach · **Posted:** Sun Jan 23, 2011 3:10 pm

Aestu wrote:

we have discovered a highly efficient means of obtaining the Armadillo pet

old

got the 50k achieve on release day only to find out you need exalted ><

Aestu · **Posted:** Sun Jan 23, 2011 3:37 pm

No, our method is better.

And also incidental benefits which we will describe later.

And can be done fully AFK.

Aestu · **Posted:** Mon Jan 24, 2011 6:17 am

Baneleaf · **Posted:** Mon Jan 24, 2011 8:34 am

Aestu wrote:

No, our method is better.

And also incidental benefits which we will describe later.

And can be done fully AFK.

Raid group flys above a demo lock or mage who is slaughtering penguins. I did this on my lock with two guildies flying over me. Also, Southeas Tea is the best and fastest way to get the cooking achievment. I personally made almost 7k of these, half of that to get the 5k cheeve and the other half because I saw a cooking achievment that was not completed so I finished it off for the 10k. Make sure you have the cooking hat though.

Aestu · **Posted:** Mon Jan 24, 2011 8:48 am

We did do the cooking achievement in just that way, and put most of the coffee and tea in the bank.

As for our method, no, it's better - can be done fully afk and has other benefits than the armadillo.

Aestu · **Posted:** Wed Jan 26, 2011 12:57 am

Prizes buffed

We went 4/6 1/2 tonight in about two hours (spending the remaining time doing BH-25 and MC/BWL). We will, inevitably, clear all normal mode content, so if you join now you will not only get free repairs, you will not only get a chance at prizes, you will also be able to get a head start on farming guild rep to buy your Dark Phoenix mount AND minipet (which is much rarer).

Jubbergun · **Posted:** Wed Jan 26, 2011 10:00 pm

Am I to understand you're looking for casuals?

I like my guild, but right now it's me and like...two other guys? I haven't done either of those fishing achievements yet, and I'd be willing to set aside time to do it, but I think we all know I don't do much in game seriously. I could reform with the right group of people, though.

Also, I'd kind of like having some people to do rated BGs with after I get my initial PvP set filled out (I'm going to try PvP as resto), but...

...I wouldn't want any weird drama stuff going on.

I guess I should ask what you would expect of someone who would join your guild with no expectation to raid current content. I'd be willing to hook up flasks/transmutes or whatever for raiders. I'd just like to have a fun /g to go along with the FUBU channel.

My roommate raided with...Illuminati Sanctum(?), and cleared everything in WotLK except Arthas. He'll probably pick up a decent guild later on if he decides to raid. I just want some people to kill time with while I play, and...I like most of you guys. I also think it'd be nice if we had more interaction than just me giving you shit on some forums, Ea$y-E.

Your Pal,
Jubber

Mns · **Posted:** Thu Jan 27, 2011 2:12 am

I didn't get free repairs, I just got yelled at and muted after I asked for money for the 10 stacks of saronite I put in the guild bank.

Necrachilles · **Posted:** Thu Jan 27, 2011 3:26 am

This humors me.

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